I'm told I'm cute in a strange sort of way
or was it I'm strange in a cute way
oh well, I don't really remember the exact words
so who is to say
I think I need to lose some of my unsightly gut
foodwise speaking, I'm a slovenly slut
how did I manage to fall from my diet's grace
and find myself headlong staring a box of temptful
twinkies in the face
come quickly and witness my sugar induced lunacy
at its very best
ofcourse at first you'll find my quite quaint
idiosyncracies rather difficult to digest
my heart is no longer situated north by north west
failure is the cruelest consequence
when you believe you've managed to ace life's
hardest test
with these words my restless and near useless will
power is sedated by incomplete rest
with green eyes endlessly assessing and a lion like
mane of hair falling about my sullen face
I sometimes have the reoccuring tendency to feel
superior to my own race
I would seem full blown with conceit if that were
truly the case
anger often fringes about me like a napkin embroidered
with grandmother's old lace
I've been informed that I am somewhat attractive
with an extensive imagination though
that's all too overly active
that description has been many times before applied
in attempt to neutralize me
but I tend to shrug it off more often than not rather
light heartedly
I feel cornered many times into being such a circus
side show off
my many flaws and ill inadequacies I privately demean
and publicly scoff
I shall now discontinue this near insane pondering
before my meddlesome mind goes completely soft......
( written Feb 25,1991)