standing by the closet's door
so close to the canopy bed
is a stodgey little man with his stern face
quite red
why our dear Pussy Tibbles has just passed the
hound's watchful path
scared into a can of freshly opened crimson paint
he's decided to take his morning's bath
now, this wouldn't seem so terribly funny if you
had witnessed the formidable mess
but the expression on our dear hound Luther's face
was really quite comical I must confess
and my cute little uniformed guardsman
dressed in the queen's sunday best
was later found to be wearing
what looked to be a lady of the evening's
rouge no less!
(written Feb 6,1991)