I was rude tonight
maybe I shouldn't have been
but I was faced with a situation
I knew I could easily win
I left them delete
I myself felt soveigrnish and replete
I was filled with my intimidating wit
I left my pseudo-friends in a humorless snit
what fools are they to think that to their level
of adulatoric humiliation i could sink
I mentally out distanced these pitiful fiends
with my gift in verbal abuse
maybe unbeknownst to my wicked self I gave them
something they could use
they were really quite dumbstruck
when I laid them flat out with my verbal mack truck
looking back now I see, that I then backed myself
over them accidentally
maybe next time my devious friends you will try to be smart
remember it was you who begged me to prove my
pragmatical point from the very start........
(written Nov. 5,1990)