he comes into the bookstore nearly every night
making all my intelligent thoughts scatter
though with the way he acts you'd think I bite
so, what the hell is the matter
I'm harmless
I just like him can't he see
Is he afraid and if so
of what could it be to me
Nah, he can't be afraid of me
well maybe he is
maybe his heart is broken
what heart?
maybe he's just very insecure within himself
maybe he just likes me as a friend
maybe I have chronic halitosis
oh, all the maybes could go on and on and still
never end
why do I like him so much
he's not terrific in bed
though this I do not know as of yet
I mean its only been three weeks
with two dates squeezed in
since we first met
still, I'm just plain crazy about the weiney head
all I can sit and think about is John, John, Oh John,
I must be out of my loving tree
why I bet he never thinks of me
except maybe when he has indigestion or has to potty
that sounds so terribly naughty
I wish I held some special interest for him
but I suppose he'll just continue to be my friend
while I slowly go out of my little mind..............
(written Sept.17,1988)