not calling an absolute heathen a heathen
when he's being his heathen self most
not calling a Montana Marlboro Man a moron
when he preaches that cattle men don't boast
breaching nary a promise of virtuous patience
when tea totalers start to toast
biting a Mountaineer tongue when a Buckeye swears that
West Virginia is on the west coast
(hence the name!)
that's why its WEST Virginia
yeah, just like Ghost writers write for shy ghosts
(I suppose!)
in my mad opinionated mind there is no reason to doubt
that with this sub species to the intellectual
human (wo)man we can indeed happily live without
and about it I will damn near shout!!!!!!!!.......
(written July 3,1992 pm)