Stanley one day
became road kill along side the busy motor way
So, when little Stanley opened his tiny dark eyes yet again
He found he knew not where he was from what or when
then a Voice , but not a voice spoke and said
YOU ARE IN HEAVEN NOW STANLEY
SO IT IS TIME THAT YOU AWOKE!
NOW COME AND NO LONGER BE DEAD
BUT WAIT...................., the VOICE but not a voice said
quite obviously somewhat taken aback
JUST WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL?
OHHHHHH the VOICE but not a voice practically boomed
ITS COMING FROM YOU, SO YOU MUST BE A SKUNK
PEE-U
BUT TELL ME DID YOU HAVE TO BRING WITH YOU
YOUR SKUNK SACK
OH WELL.................
the VOICE but not a voice was obviously displeased
why, anyone who heard but didn't hear could tell
WHAT TO DO,........WHAT TO DO,........ our dear LORD thought
How could he take stinking to high heaven SKUNKS
into his glorious kingdom, when on the motor way they got caught
and how could HE live with, letting heaven of all places,
smell like what a wet garbage dumpster wrought
A FOUL STENCH THROUGHOUT HEAVEN EVERYWHERE
WELL I THINK NOT!
well, perhaps then you could um think of some way to de-stink me I mean
um.... Stanley softly spoke up
a warm golden light burned before him
then the light suddenly LIT UP
WELL NOW.................SAY, THERE'S AN IDEA, came the VOICE but not a voice
OH WHAT TO DO...........WHAT TO DO..................tapped fingers but not really
fingers
COME BEFORE ME NOW,
DEARLY DECIDED CHOICE
and SUDDENLY, the answer came just as quickly to be
when skunks get ran over from this moment on
their stink sacks are immediately set free
so, to smell up the ever so imperfect earth and
NOT HEAVEN ,
along side the skunk soul you see
So, from now on my dearest children
when you happen upon a poor, little dead skunk stinking up every
inch of ground along side the motor way
do not cry of fret over his little body's death
for you see
THAT is indeed his proof to us that he is with our LOVING LORD
now and forever to stay
and all for, thanks to wise, young Stanley
the first skunk in heaven above
Now, only when one smells the skunk's foul stench
that is proof positive that he has readily arrived
unto our dear Lords Loyal house of all eternal love
so, simply try to smile through the all that stench
and be happy to know that a Grinch is just a Grinch
but now you know
just where all sneaky, stinky, cute, little waddling skunks
do indeed get to go
why with you and me
right up into heaven
and straight into JESUS' own awaiting arms
This I have explained so now you know..............
(Aug. 4, 1994)