Wardolf, a very large white humpback whale
sat flustered, astride an ocean sandbar
one afternoon thwacking his gigantic tail
you see, young Wardolf wanted some wind chimes
but not just any old wind chimes would do
Why, Wardolf wanted for himself a set shaped
like warm, soft, summer birds
that chirped a hearty cuckoo
he was a feisty young fellow with quite a
healthy set of whale's lungs
when he chose to shoot water through his
blow hole
if it had happened to hit someone
why it would have really stung
Wardolf was at odds today
for his birthday was coming up and until
only just yesterday
he was quite hard pressed to even say what
he would like
for his fifth and ever so fine birthday
perhaps you would like some fresh fish
from the ocean deep
down at star point's base
his mother helpfully suggested
NO, but no thanks said Wardolf with a frown
that last batch I ate
gave me a terrible case of indigestion
well, what else could you possibly want then
my darling and beloved boy
I KNOW! she then stated how about a small sail
boat from up top
you could keep it as a toy
NO MOTHER, Wardolf complained
I'm just not quite sure yet what it is that I
would like, but wait....... he almost too
eagerly paused
I know NOW what I would like....., some WIND CHIMES!
we could hang them up near the rocks by the
waterfalls!
WIND CHIMES! WARDOLF REALLY! his mother nearly
screamed
for she couldn't imagine any WHALE she knew
wanting such a RIDICULOUS thing
and just WHAT pray tell would you A WHALE do
with wind chimes my dearest young son?
Why, I'd listen to the lovely sounds that they made
as I splashed about and played in the evening water's
shade that protects me from the harsh summer sun!
But, why of all things WIND CHIMES, Wardolf WHY?
when no other whale in all the earth's oceans could
ask for such an outrageous thing that can only
HANG above us all in the sky
as large , pitiful tears filled poor Wardolf's tiny
dark little eyes, he cried OH please PLEASE Mother , please?
well, what was a a concerned whale of a mother to do
upon hearing from her only son such obvious sounds
of distress
so, in the end, his terrible temper tantrum
she then did try to appease
Alright Wardolf, there ,there dear,now don't cry
for tomorrow we shall soon enough see
just where and If such a shop exists that will sell
a nice lovely set of wind chimes to the likes of
you and me
with us being white humpback whales no less.....