Kookamoogin
a prize Panda at the local zoo
was given a day off
in which to to do with whatever
he wished to do
so, Kookamoogin decided that he
would simply l-l-o-v-v-v-v-e to go
to the beach
to see if into the warm ocean's clear
blue waters
his big, fuzzy toes could curl and reach
but, he never planned on being the ONLY
Panda there
so he was truly quite surprised
when he arrived
and found NOT a one of his own kind
walking about on the beach ANYWHERE
and everyone STARED at him
but not like the nice people
who came to visit him at the zoo
these ones stared at him like he was
not supposed to be at the beach
what was a poor disappointed Panda to do
and a PRIZE Panda at that
thought Kookamoogin, hmmmmph.....
OH Pooh,
first, he got too hot
His coat, you see was much too thick
Why, if he had had a zipper in his fat
furry little belly
that zipper he would have unzipped
then, he became quite thirsty
as you can well imagine in such
sweltering sandy heat
yet, when he took a long glorious drink
of water from the ocean's massive bowl,
he about became SICK on his feet
just WHO poured salt in the water
this he really wanted to know
he looked around accusingly
but no one looked back at him
even the least bit guiltily
Kookamoogin was nearly as stumped as a
chopped down tree
as his miserable day off wore on and ON
he also became quite hungry
but not even ONE sandwich would any living
soul about
from their BULGING picnic baskets to him
give
It became quite obvious to Kookamoogin that
the zoo was a much BETTER place to be
for, if he had to spend every day out here
on the BEACH like this
he wondered to himself "HOW WOULD I LIVE?"
so, as the unapologetic sun slowly went down
Quietly STARVING, back to the local zoo
Kookamoogin trotted
while, no longer in his mind over going to the
beach on his day off was he besotted
"What EVER is wrong dear?" asked Kookamoogin's wife
that evening when he finally got back
"NOTHING!" he muttered but let me tell you my little
MRS, there is nothing worse in the world than a day
off in a Panda's life
and that's a FACT!"
so, Kookamoogin stayed in the zoo from that evening
on
just as content as a sweet, little lamb
and he NEVER ever took another day off nor ventured
OUT away from the zoo again!
(Oct. 1,1994 10am)