my advice
though limited
it is this
become an avid student
in the art of freely offered
and unselfish pleasuring
and the eventual merits received
will be well worth their mutual
measuring
as it takes no true grain of great
experience
nor methodical skill
to become the LOVER of all lovers
unmatched
all one truly requires is but a little
aptitude
some patience
much genuine desire
and ah of course
an unbelievable abundance of will
with this combustably climactic
combination
you too can quite easily become
an alluring catch
(at least in theory anyway)
try it
for who knows
you might even manage to only
further itch the very best scratch
ah, but wouldn't it be fun to try...........
(May 16, 1999)