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Why would this enter my mind? Any guesses? 

~Avon Calling~

DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!

"Hello?"

"HI. AVON CALLING!"

"Yes."

"IF YOU ALLOW ME TO COME IN I'LL SHOW YOU SOME AVON PRODUCTS."

"Oh. I don't have money to buy things. My husband keeps the money. I just cook and tidy-up."

"YOU WANT TO LOOK AND SMELL GOOD, DON"T YOU?"

"Well, yes, but..."

"LET'S START OVER. CLOSE THE DOOR."

DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!

"Yes?"

"Hi. I HAVE AVON. IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME?"

"No. He's at work." 

"DOES HE HAVE ALL THE MONEY?"

"He keeps care of the money." 

"WHERE DOES HE WORK?"

"In a building downtown."

"WHICH BUILDING?"

"I don't know. I've never seen it. I just cook and tidy up."

"DOES HE HAVE A WORK PHONE NUMBER?"

"I think so."

"YOU DON"T KNOW?"

"No. I just cook and tidy up."

"OH MY GOD! NO AVON PRODUCTS FOR YOU!"

"Okay. Would you like a cookie?"

"WHAT KIND OF COOKIE?"

"Not Avon. I made the cookie."

"AVON DOES NOT MAKE COOKIES!"

"Okay."

"TAKE THIS BOTTLE OF PEPE PERFUME. HAVE A GOOD DAY."