Avon Calling

Why would this enter my mind? Any guesses? 

 

~Avon Calling~

 

DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!

 

"Hello?"

 

"HI. AVON CALLING!"

 

"Yes."

 

"IF YOU ALLOW ME TO COME IN I'LL SHOW YOU SOME AVON PRODUCTS."

 

"Oh. I don't have money to buy things. My husband keeps the money. I just cook and tidy-up."

 

"YOU WANT TO LOOK AND SMELL GOOD, DON"T YOU?"

 

"Well, yes, but..."

 

"LET'S START OVER. CLOSE THE DOOR."

 

DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!

 

"Yes?"

 

"Hi. I HAVE AVON. IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME?"

 

"No. He's at work." 

 

"DOES HE HAVE ALL THE MONEY?"

 

"He keeps care of the money." 

 

"WHERE DOES HE WORK?"

 

"In a building downtown."

 

"WHICH BUILDING?"

 

"I don't know. I've never seen it. I just cook and tidy up."

 

"DOES HE HAVE A WORK PHONE NUMBER?"

 

"I think so."

 

"YOU DON"T KNOW?"

 

"No. I just cook and tidy up."

 

"OH MY GOD! NO AVON PRODUCTS FOR YOU!"

 

"Okay. Would you like a cookie?"

 

"WHAT KIND OF COOKIE?"

 

"Not Avon. I made the cookie."

 

"AVON DOES NOT MAKE COOKIES!"

 

"Okay."

 

"TAKE THIS BOTTLE OF PEPE PERFUME. HAVE A GOOD DAY."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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