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Jack's Big Bird
~Jack's Big Bird~
Jack's big bird wasn't allowed in the house so all he could do was bond with it through his bedroom window. Jack wasn't sure the big bird bonded back. It was always expressionless. It just stood on the lawn outside his bedroom window and looked around or pecked at things in the grass. Jack didn't have a name for the bird. He wondered if the bird had a name for him or if it knew his name was Jack. The bird didn't let on either way. Jack hated school but had to go to it five days a week. He hated the school building, the classroom, his teacher, all the other students. All the books sucked. He hated chalk. The round wall clock. The overhead lights. The bells. He wanted to ram the teacher's pointer stick right up her fat ass then go home and hang out with the big bird. That's all Jack wanted to do.
creative absence
i have a good friend who had 50 ways to avoid teachers and parents
in playing hookey.. once he had forged a letter from his mother to his
teacher saying he was in the hospital.. a month later the teacher
called his mother and said the class had signed a card for him.. and
to which hospital should they send it