~Batter Up!~
Laura was done with being an abused whore.
She had some money in the bank,
hatred in her heart, and a plan
to hit back.
She decided to continue to do tricks,
for a while, but now,
the tricks would be on the Johns.
Laura used the straight razor she kept under her pillow
to cut the balls off several of her clients,
and after a week or so,
she bundled them up in a piece of fishnet stocking.
It was a Monday day game when Laura
took a bus to Dodger stadium
with her ball of balls in her purse,
and when the National Anthem was over and done,
she bought a hot dog and a beer,
yelled "batter up!"
and threw the ball of balls onto the sunny, green, field.