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They're Making a Sailor Moon Reboot
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Stream of Consciousness She was in a forest
On the watermellon
Meowing out her barks like so-
You, miss noisy pants,
are a drama llama
A patient platypus eats your hair
Your mother smelled of elderberries,
bitch
so don't be scribbling on my walky-walky
It won't end well for you
or the leprechon
The Moral of the story
is that the story
Wasn't a story but the turtle-coloured truth
Truth? You can't handle it, try dove-scented
Jingle-jangle all-a-wrangle blue strap
White heel see if that's how you feel
Black stick step back see if you can
Stay on track Let us off the meter
Sonny boy with the boc-choy Let us down
Lift us up Get us going again
I'll let you be her Splenda Daddy
but you've gotta be here
Same bat time,
Same bat channel
Every year
