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Because you can't reset a girl,

And can't find secret fairy worlds,

Cuz you can turn games off at night,

Can't be hurt by fake cartoon fights.

In games you fight with magic swords,

Girls fight with hair curler cords.

In games you find big treasure chests,

With girls you deal with PMS.

Some games may have some hidden cheats,

But girls will give you endless heat.

Cuz games all have volume control,

But girls will rarely shut their hole.

Can shut games off if you get bored,

But girls refuse to be ignored.

In games you live in foreign lands,

At home, girls have endless demands.

In games, press "reset" if you lose,

With girls you can't escape abuse.

Cuz killing people's good for stress,

Cuz stupid things cause such a mess.

Cuz girls just really aren't much fun,

That's why I love my playstation.