The Old Woman Who Lived In A Car

There was an old woman,

Who lived in a car,

She walked everywhere,

But she couldn't drive far,

Skirts, shoes, and blouses,

Piled up to her head,

Without seeing the dashboard,

To drive, she'd be dead!

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chris's picture

Funny funny funny

Funny

funny

funny

Beavis's picture

;-)

I know her!!!

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HAHAHA!  Hey Beavis...a

HAHAHA!  Hey Beavis...a couple times I almost WAS her!! :-D

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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "

 

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OMG ! OMG ! OMG !!!!!!!

OMG ! OMG ! OMG !!!!!!! I must stop sticking haywords on this esteemed site.Two (Good God!) wonderful posts together.I think I must slink off to some unseen corner. Great work Respected nightlight1220 and Respected Madam Dove~ Signoff,signoff,signoff you dastardly sailor.. sailing is your job not writing !!! Great writes my good PP friends.Made mah real happy !!!!!!!!!!!


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Thank you Bishu...you make me

Thank you Bishu...you make me smile always.

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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "