they call me pregnant patti,
cause i'm always having a baby,
i spend my life in pregnancy,
no ifs, ands, buts, or maybes,
maternity clothes are all i've worn,
for twenty seven years,
i still can dance and even at times,
i'll drink quite a few beers,
i gave birth as of yesterday,
i'm waiting for a period
1:09 PM 6/22/2013 ©