A knock at the door
‘who could that be’
Nick asked with remark
But didn’t want to see.
For he had heard of
A ghastly beast
Who came by train
Via Canterbury east.
A village called Adisham
Is where he had come
He had come to get Nick
And his very cute bum.
The beast that he heard of
Had a cloak and a beard
But no one quite knew
So everybody feared.
He opened the door,
With a creak and a whimper
He poked his head out
And his face was a picture
For his friends had come
From Dagenham in droves
All friends of Nick
Well until his money goes
Billy says to Nick
‘malc could not come’
then whos that with the beard
old my lord RUN!!
Written in a BnB in Adisham
Scared and alone
But earning lots
So I cannot moan.
Nick Burdett