Hair loss

People call malc Mr, Big Wig

That’s not because hes the boss

You see malc has a problem

He suffers from male pattern hair loss



Some call it a hairpiece

Some call it a toupee

But don’t say anything mean

Just cos his hair grows the wrong way



Big bushy beard

But slap head on top

He longs for the day

When he had a messy mop

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