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Rory's dad
When Rorys dad was young
he played sports and he sung
he enjoyed the company of children
and has done since, long time bin
He likes anyone between
eight and sixteen
any race, religion or creed
many children he has freed
The children like him so
the police they will not go
Jail time for him wouldnt be bad
'Oops I dropped the soap'
That wouldnt make him sad
Poor Rory, Tony and the other two
Too old are they, there time is through
Pay no attention to them now he will
No longer do they, give him the thrill
So every be there for Rory sw**tman
he needs all the help we can
Give him a pat on the bum
say 'i think i too slept with your mum'
He may go after you once again lets say
He will, unless he gets more to stay
hes your dad at the end of the day
just when hes busy, dont get in the way.
Written by Nick Burdett
For Rory Sw**tman
(wishes to remain anonymous)
