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UH-OH
T.G.I.F.
Im'a take my tired self home
Unplug the phone
Spend some time alone
I've been waiting all week
For this special moment
A little peace and quite in my life
I'ma take it like I own it
Focus on me
Pop the cork on a bottle of Chablis
High heels off - I'm cracking my toes
Allergies got me picking my nose
Man it's great to be free
Truly enjoying my own company
A little jazz to set the pace
AWWWW DAMN - I need to clean this place
Later for that
Run myself a bubble bath
Put on pajamas - well the top half
Now I'm yawning without covering my mouth
Scratch my butt without leaving the couch
Hell - I might even sing me a song way to loud
But first I gotta let one rip
Let me lean over on one hip
Boy did it feel good to release some pressure
Do it one more time for good measure
This is definetely the time to exhale
So far this down time is going well
"Excuse me ma'am, I apologize
I'll stand here and keep covering my eyes
I'm the maintenance man
The apartment manager sent
I know you didn't see me
I've been on the balcony
Fixing the sliding glass door
By the way I already cleaned the vents
It's time for me to leave
Could you sign this for me please"
"Turn your back while I dress
Sorry you had to see me looking a mess
By the way do you mind telling me
What all exactly did you see"
