Shit poetry, is what I've begun to write
Like the art on this coffeehouse wall
A metronome, a carnation, a french horn,
And something I can't quite make out
Because of the glare from the marbled glass window
It was painted by someone whose name
Is too hasty to read, in 1978
And I am too lazy and self-conscious
To walk across the coffeehouse to look closer
I don't want that kind of attention
On me; What is she doing?
Too many eyes here, and all too
Close in years to highschool
To have learned how to judge privately
But, shit poetry is popular these days,
I am eating tiramisu gelato
But I think the barista used a dirty scoop
To shell it out. There are hints
Of cherry in it; Someone else's choice.
I'm glad I'm too docile to mind
The Christmas decorations on the wall
They are ugly, and it is April
I wonder if anyone notices them?
Except shit poets like me.
The frenzied Indian techno music
Bores through the piano tones from my iPod
I am a snob; an armchair intellectual
Sitting in a coffeehouse, eating gelato,
Drinking coffee, and writing shit poetry.