Millerism 1: Everyone knows a jealous ginger is a fiery mess...
Millerism 2: I am the best at what I do, this is true. If awesomeness is the craft, then excellence is the trait.
Millerism 3: When life is tuggin on your nuts, may as well unzip and plug it in the butt.
Millerism 4: Only give a man enough slack so he can successfully hang himself, not so much that he can run around commiting murder again.