I remember when life was good
I had milk and cookies after school
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy
Were my parents friends
Christmas and Easter were magical times
And my parents were actually cool, or at least knew something
Being different was ok; no one was the judge
So why did things have to change?
Santa comes no more
My parents are so old-fashioned
And different? Well, it matters!
Stress has replaced the magic
And homework took my cookies away!