Friends don't stop being friends
over a couple of lousy dollars
friends don't hold
two year grudges
friends don't call each other
extremely harsh and cruel names
friends don't wait until last minute
when making a decision concering them
friends don't let friends
drive while impaired
friends don't leave friends hanging there
without some kind of acknowledgement
friends don't let anything petty
destroy their relationship
friends treat each other
with nothing but respect
and yet you have done
all of those listed above
and all the while
you call yourself a friend
well as they say,
"With friends like these,
who needs enemies!"
Because I sure as hell don't