The Phsyco Computer

The monitor begins

jumping up and down,

smashing her head

harshly into the ground.



The mouse tormenting

her with it's two clicks,

"You broke my only ball!"

it continues to repeatedly hiss.



The cords twist and turn

until they're unplugged

then wrap tightly around

her until she's nice and snug.



The keyboard types

words so full of hate!

While the modem

dials up and seals her fate!



The motherboard

takes her turn to reply

and hums a little tune

as they all watch her die!



The speaks cry out with

entertaining shouts of joy

"That's what you get for breaking us,

as if we were only a useless toy!"


Author's Notes/Comments: 

There ya go Mav. My computer killing my soon-to-be mother-in-law...I wasn't kidding when I said I was going to write it and this proves it. Let me know what you think of it...I, personally, find it quite hillarious...I bet it'd be outragously funny to watch...  

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