The monitor begins
jumping up and down,
smashing her head
harshly into the ground.
The mouse tormenting
her with it's two clicks,
"You broke my only ball!"
it continues to repeatedly hiss.
The cords twist and turn
until they're unplugged
then wrap tightly around
her until she's nice and snug.
The keyboard types
words so full of hate!
While the modem
dials up and seals her fate!
The motherboard
takes her turn to reply
and hums a little tune
as they all watch her die!
The speaks cry out with
entertaining shouts of joy
"That's what you get for breaking us,
as if we were only a useless toy!"