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Donald, you are not my friend at all;
I'm glad your useless knowledge makes you stand tall.
You have such evil, amazing gall, as well;
To tell me that, because I am agnostic, I am going to hell.
You are so very stingy with your wealth;
You eat so much that you have bad health.
No one likes to listen to your speeches boring;
Because the law is a topic that will drive one to snoring.
I knew all along to stay away from your speeches;
The law is not an interesting topic which teaches;
Anything about one's soul, and you are not smart;
You are just a horrible, old fart.
I hope you are happy with all of your cash;
Because, you telling me that I am going to hell was a decision that was rash.
You are not a friend with which I will be unhappy to part;
And, by the way, you are so fat and lazy that you can't even push a shopping cart.