Merry Christmas, Mr. Leake, Don;
I know that in your earlier years, you were quite a Don Juan.
But, never forget that you have friends who care;
Even if they aren't often there.
Even though I am intimidated by your sophistication;
I am glad we have a friendship relation.
I'm sorry I never come to visit you;
It must make you sometimes feel blue.
But, it's nice to know someone who has respected me;
And has not often rejected me.
Thank you for being a part of my life;
Which led me to the point of being Jacob's common-law wife.
It is pretty cool to meet an anti-lawyer;
For, I am not a lawyer enjoyer.