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Naked Old Guys
cant look to the left
cant look to the right
every place my gaze lands
such a terrible sight!
liver spots and sagging skin
butt hairs turned snow white
when I accidentally glanced inside your room
i was given such a fright!
retinas burned to black
my soul forever scarred
my brain oozing out my ears
memory forever marred.
I wish we had no windows
no hole into our keep
haunting all my waking moments
I'll see you when I fall asleep.
Privacy is in the utmost
stolen away from our grasp
under the watch of Big Brother
take a swig from this magic flask
As I pen these meaningless words
I know you'll never know
That what I saw that fateful morn
Was ultimately gross.
