I’m decadence personified
A whirlwind of epicurean pride
Just come with me, sip my white wine
Now let us fuck like Philistines!
I’m everything these wretched masses lack
Disrobe, unfurl – let’s hit the sack
I’ll bump and grind against your status quo
And make you swoon in the sweet afterglow
I dazzle you all with my epic tales
Of dead-set heroes going off the rails
With a penchant for sex, wine, freedom and song
And taking the piss out of society’s wrongs
I’ll take all I can from this transient life
No need for their rules and no need for their strife
I’ve shared many a bed with those who would enthuse
But my one true love is my Romantic muse
I refuse to be an effigy for the mass
Those drones possess no ounce of class
I use my prowess, my poetic skills
To defy standards; fight off all that kills
So take my hand – no need to self-efface
All traces of the dull we shall erase
Confounding those who’d sooner see us fall
By Dionysus, we will confront them all
MRDA
(2003)