The cesspool of vice,
Where justice is hard,
Where the money a yard,
Where malice is never an ice,
Oh, this cesspool of iniquity…
I will not live my life here…
The cesspool of vice,
Where the kindness,
Ossified into cruelty,
Where the knowledge,
Pertains only to the college…
I will never live my life here…
The cesspool of vice,
Where the ethos etiolated,
Where vice the faculty,
Where the moves so vicious,
People are stuck in this groove,
And so steadfast are they…
I will never live my life here…
Ipse facto…
I am the bird to espy the good…