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i have a dog, his name is willy,

sometimes he acts oh so silly.

if you leave your food out in sight,

he will gobble it up in just one bite.

now willy is a boy you see,

so he just lifts his leg when he has to pee.

but squatting is what he does to shit

and i dont like it just one bit!

while the mexicans are eating lunch

he pops a squat in front of the whole bunch!

my dog is not very nice

touch his leg and you'll need some ice

and maybe a few band aids for your cut

and yes, yes he is a pain in the butt!