I found a magazine in the trash on sunday
Better save the fake photos,
they'll be gone on monday
Take a poloroid and tild the lense
I can fix the flaws with colored pens
Circle my features and calculate the numbers
More flaws then 10 cold summers
Cut off my arms and legs
Re ajust my eyes and cut off my head
I can be fake cause fake is flawless
get plastic surgery the doctor says it's painless