My clown face paint today
ran out of clown face paint.
So I resorted to howling
at the neighbors.
They heard me
and called their friends, parents, and other close relatives,
after calling the police.
I didn’t mind.
It was a lot of fun.
Plus their dog
was licking my left leg.
I orgasmed.
Or,
at least I think I did.
Oh well.
There's always tomorrow.