The Neighborhood Shuffle

My clown face paint today

ran out of clown face paint.

So I resorted to howling

at the neighbors.

They heard me

and called their friends, parents, and other close relatives,

after calling the police.

I didn’t mind.

It was a lot of fun.

Plus their dog

was licking my left leg.

I orgasmed.

Or,

at least I think I did.

 

Oh well.

There's always tomorrow.

 

 

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