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It Never Made it...
Well, I will definately spend money on you. I want to get you something nice. I am just a bad shopper, because I am an impulse buyer. If I spend more than 5 minutes thinking of buying something I will most likely buy it...haha...Oh yea I was headed into work and looked at the TV and there was the top of the ninth with Cleveland at 12 and Yankees at like 3 I believe...oh yea...I was happy...everyone was pissed, because they are Yankees fans. I told one of them I am dating a Yankees fan and he looked at me like there was something wrong with me. Which it is now confirmed I am crazy, but only for you...haha...I am still trying to find a perfect necklace or something. I want to wait to buy a ring, because I wanna get your ring size, and make sure everything is good with it. I am serious though when I come back you are going to get spoiled rotten. You won't know what to do. I will have no money managing skills when I go back. You will liteally have to slap me then slap the item out my hand and march me out of the store. It won't work haf the time, but the other half you will have stopped me from buying something stupid most likely. Well alright i am going to start rambling in just a minute, and just so you knw I started filling out that last survey you did, and I got half way through it and started realizing it was more of a survey for girls...it was quite shocking when I got to the boys section, and almost started filling it out...haha...twas scary. I have so much on my mind, but right now you are #1. Oh yea I gotta clean my weapon too..."damn!...Sand, Sand!!! Dammit Sand!!!" yay....That is my song...along with such classics as "I gotta pee, I gotta pee, look at me, cause I gotta pee". Okay now I am losing my mind, I miss you and love you and hope your day goes well, and oh yea Therapy is for weak minded people, just get it over with, and kill them...or live with them, use their money to go to college, get a good education, and then never have to live by their rules again. See, it is just that simple, and you will thank yourself in the long run, well again I miss you and love you, and there is no lust involved in this relationship, just love, maybe a lil lust, but that is more passion than lust. I love you and that is all there is too it. I could come back home right now, and just want to spend the day with you not even thinking of sex, just good ole wholesome fun, like picnics in the park, and laying in the grass and watching clouds go by, and a trip to a nice lil sushi place and just relax and have a good time...that is an awesome day to me. In fact I could go do anything and as long as I was with you I would be happy...Well, gotta go, I will get in trouble if my weapon is not clean tomorrow, and this is an all night thing...haha...Love you like a fat kid loves cake....
Love,
Some guy you met from highschool and have been dating for about 4 or 5 months...depending on when we officially decided we were going to date..lol...I miss you and wish you were here...wait no...I wish I was there...haha...I am crazy, but a good crazy, just enough craziness that I may be sane...haha..., Brett haha...
P.S. That is the longest signature in a lettter...haha...Shoulda been a P.S. mwahahahaha...breaking all the grammatical rules...hehe...okay I am done I promise...Love you
