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Pseudo Celebrity
unfair that she made it
but she's the type that would
she cannot sing, act or dance
who told her that she could?
she truely has no talent
and appears to have dim wits
all she needed was connections
and a pair of big fake tits
shallow as a barren lake
all emotion seems so fake
famous for her body
and behavior oh so naughty
she married the crypt keeper
but he could not keep her
she dances in a peep show
on the vegas strip
shes really just a crafty ho
on a wild trip
a famous playboy bunny
making girls feel bad
but shes raking in the money
and I think thats pretty sad
one day she'll be old and faded
and feeling rather jaded
but for now shes the queen
of that famous desert strip
just another lucky ho
on a wild trip
