mass immigration tune

i'm crossing past your border
and there's nothing you can do
and i'll hide in california
till there's more of me than you
i swear i love this country,
credit cards and apple pies
that's why me and uncle julio
will rape and kill your wife

 

i've started up a family
and we live here, everyone
just grandma, grandpa, brothers,
sisters, mothers, uncles, sons
we're squished in like sardines
but it's all that we can do
and we have parties in our backyard
all in spanish just like you

 

thank God for the mass media
and democracy too
these starving, hostile immigrants
need welfare checks from you
there's prosperity today
so the white man better pay
to atone for his while privilege
boogaloo

 

i want to live with whitey
so i joined a vicious gang
and i don't speak any english
so i can assimilate
and i got a job in carpentry
to undercut the pay
of the working class american
who loves me just the same

 

i am a mass immigrant
i am here to stay
as your feminist society
is ethnically replaced
with George Soros on our side
as the white birthrate declines
we're here to do your job

for cheaper pay

 

thank God for multikulti
and affirmative action
so the white man can be blamed
for the chosen people's sins
it's a tyranny of greed
and it's left us all in need
but big daddy government's
steppin in

 

thank God for the mass media
and democracy too
these starving, hostile immigrants
need welfare checks from you
there's prosperity today
so the white man better pay
to atone for his while privilege
boogaloo

Author's Notes/Comments: 

to the tune of "coffee, god, and cigarettes" apparently

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