Verse 1
Heil the demon cheetoh
Who is supposed to be
Thinking about
What is best for
You and me
But only cares about
Himself instead
Hmmm geee
Who could have
Called that one
Government shutdown
No end in sight
Claims it's for
Our own good
For our country's safety
But by pulling this
He is putting
Our very safety at risk
Well done dumb shit
Chorus
Airport security
Running thin
Not getting paid
Because you have
To have it all
Your way
Grow up you
Big baby
Before we are all
Made to pay
Verse 2
A border wall
When most people
Get in the country
Other ways
And disregarding
The endless tunnels
Under the border
That already
Make your wall
The most useless
Investment
In the history
Of mankind
It's not like
We haven't told told you
It's not like
You don't know
Yet all you
Continue to do
Is whine, whine, whine
While our country
Goes to hell
Gee I wonder why
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