I can floridafy you,
I can floridafy you girl,
I can floridafy you,
Take you all around the world,
Where you will see
That it aint no place in this world,
Better than Florida girl;
So let me floridafy you.
Have you ever been to Orlando, girl,
Epcot, Disney, Universal, and SeaWorld?
More than a place to dream to even be,
All you got to do bring butter crème as we flee;
I have a time share down in Kissimmee,
Ready for us to make Magic Kingdom history.
So take your clothes off
And just give this a try boo,
Because once you get those off,
I’m finna floridafy you.
Now, I know you heard of Daytona Beach,
Daytona 100 once held in New Smyrna Beach;
Not too far from Cookman and Volusia Mall,
Take you for a ride on Bike Week before the fall;
How about Edgewater, Port Orange, or the field?
Don’t you know I got an ex in Oak Hill?
So lay down your body,
And just give this a try boo,
Because once you bring the naughty
I’m gonna floridafy you.
So you long to visit to the sweet Key West,
A place where make conch and lime the best?
Shopping sprees on Mallory Square and Duval,
With sunsets at the Southernmost Tip by the ball;
You want to have to feast at the Blue Heaven,
Because we can really wine and dine after eleven?
Whatever it is you got in mind,
Please just give this a try boo,
Because I will put it on your behind,
When I floridafy you.
I can floridafy you,
I can floridafy you girl,
I can floridafy you,
Take you all around the world,
Where you will see
That it aint no place in this world,
Better than Florida girl;
So let me floridafy you.
You are a study in
You are a study in contradictions. Running to the edge of the cliff but still keeping it classy!
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