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STILL NUMBER UNO



(a humorous poem)



Hello there sweet ladies

I'm the sexiest dude

You'll ever see

Passing you by



Ladies of any age

Sizes and color

Just die to have a peek,

Of all my good looks!



They smile,cheat and lie,

They do, about just anything

To be seen with me

And in my Harley to take a ride!



When I'm riding in my red Ferrari

Or cruising one of my Harleys

Ladies'hearts come out of their mouths,

And temperatures soar!



With one of my smiles

I can melt any heart 'round,

Women find me so irresistible

With all my good looks and my class act!



They love to tease me

And try to seduce me with all their charms

They love to sit on my very lap

And make me dance...



They beg me"Baby, come with me,

And take me instead of her,

I'm much prettier and sexier

I swear,I'll show you a better time."



I know that no matter what I do.

I just have to give them

One of those Gary Grant's super smile,

And I'll have them all eating out my hand!