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UNLUCKY DAY



(Adult humorous poem)



Today was such a day

So skating out there I went...

I skated so hard,on and on around the place...

Till I slid and fell, flat, upon my face!



So I got upon my cool skateboard

And racing I just sped and sped

Till my  hair stood and went south

Till my head hit that post, and saw the stars!!!



For me,  was such a bad day…

'Cause when walking  back home

I slipped   upon  a banana peel and flew and flew

And high and high into the sky  I just went...



Till I landed just somewhere

and broke both my arms and legs!!!

Now from my hospital bed I  wonder and wonder

What kind of exercise program should I tackle next...