I Sin All Week, So I Can Praise The Lord, Every Sunday

I Sin All Week,

So I Can Praise The lord

Every Sunday

Club Hopping

Non-Stop Gossiping

Habitually Lying

Semen Swapping

As I Sleep With The Churches Men

I've Come To Repent My Sins....

Start Back Sliding, Before The Sermon Ends:



Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged First

How Many Of You Skip Over That Scripture

Or Was It Inadvertently Reversed?



A Prime Example Of Selective Reading

At Its BEST

Half Of You Don't Even Follow

The Bullsh*t You Profess



Can't Even Call Your Belief A Joke

As The Pastor Get's Everyone Hyped

In Between His HAAAA'S!!!

Wiping The Sweat Of His Brow

Placing His Wash Cloth

In The Breast Pocket Of His  Shirt:



Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery

As Your Holier Than Thou'

Blasphemy Beseech

If He Truly Loved Her

He Wouldn't Be Cheating On Her

With Me!



Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor…

Yet, Miss Jenkin’s Sitting In the Front Pew

Gossiping About How She Heard

Miss Kenndy’s Fourth Oldest Child

Got Caught Having Sex With Brewster Slater

Umm Hummm I Know Girl,

Isn't That Her Daughter, That’s Collecting Welfare?



Thou Shalt Not Kill

As Many Abortions, You've Had

Couldn't Put On A Condom?

Didn't God Grant You Free Will…

As He's

Distributing Vices To His People

Purchasing What Depreciates In Value

Can I Get A.........No Frills!!



Thou Shalt Not Steal

I Didn't Forget About You Thief

Despite What You Deny

I Will Never Give A Fu*k How

You Feel

I See Through Your

Feigned Ignorance

TRUST....

I Know What's Real



Honor Thy Mother And Father

It's Evident

You Don't Want To Be Bothered

Finally Got What You Prayed For

A Misguided Sperm Deposit

Had A Child Out Of Wedlock

To Keep That In Tact

You Separate

Siblings From Their 'Father'

Your Actions Proved

A Woman Cannot Speak

To A Little Girl

You Will Never Have My Respect

Yet Alone My Honor



I Didn’t Write This

To Solicit A Following

Asking Anyone To “Agree”

As.....



I Rather Watch BET Inspiration

Or Joel Osteen, On Channel 11 For Free

Then To Know While I'm Riding The Train

The Pastor's Spending Tithe Money

On His Mortgage And A Jeep



Serpents Gather For Their Divine Lecture

Worse Than A Heathen

Quick To Critic A "Sinner"

When They've Traded Their Soul For Scriptures



OH,

And Before You Start To Siting

Isaiah,

Jeremiah,

Corinthians

And Proverbs

How Can You Preach To Me

If You Cannot Interpret

What You've Learned In

YOUR OWN WORDS???....



As Your Judging Me

Conversing On How My Soul Shall

“Burn”

If Hypocrites

Such As Yourself

Are Meant To Inherit

Gods Kingdom

I'll GLADLY....



GO TO HELL

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Because Of Religion, More Human Beings Have Been Murdered, Tortured, Maimed, Denigrated, Discriminated Against, Humiliated, Hated And Scorned Than For Any Other Reason In The Totality Of The History Of man.

The Relationship Between You, Your Spirit And The Creator Of The Universe Is A Deeply Personal Matter. There Can Be No Middle- Man In This Relationship. Not Your Parents, Your Minister, Not A Bishop, Nor Any Other Self-Appointed Representative Of God.

To All My:

African Traditional & Diasporic: 100 million
Baha'i: 7 million
Buddhism: 376 million
Cao Dai: 4 million
Chinese traditional religion: 394 million
Hinduism: 900 million
Islam: 1.5 billion
Jainism: 4.2 million
Judaism: 14 million
Luche: 19 million
Neo-Paganism: 1 million
primal-indigenous: 300 million
Rastafarianism: 600 thousand
Scientology: 500 thousand
Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist: 1.1 billion
Shinto: 4 million
Sikhism: 23 million
Spiritism: 15 million
Tenrikyo: 2 million
Unitarian-Universalism: 800 thousand
Zoroastrianism: 2.6 million

I'll See You At The Cross Roads... ;-)

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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

This is an exceptional piece and your authors comments have helped a great deal pulling it even more together.Yes, it's hypocrisy,ego that pulls all this crap that goes on and on. Maybe one day people will smarten up! All your books, are not the education I speak of but the civility,decency,respect and compassion that is needed is the biggest wake up call...

Bryan Adam Tomimbang's picture

Speak it out! I love your convictions esp. the comment. :)