**(Disclaimer Reminder)** First timers reading my work are strongly suggested to read my “Disclaimer” poem for legal and other issues. If the reader reads my work and did not read my “Disclaimer” first poem I can’t not be held accountable.
I live life and I live it hard
Just kidding, I’m playing the joker card
‘Cause I’m loonier than any loony toon
Hush now, I’ll see you soon
That’s right, I’m the craziest one around
All my secrets are underground
But by a ball and chain I’m bound
Don’t wanna be free, I like hangin around
Shake that tail feather, let loose
Out of the dark now, throw away that noose
Havin a great time, happier than ever
Finding another way without damage, clever
Inspiration comes from me, me alone
Music helps me get in the zone
These words are mine, mine to own
To mess up on the way, I’m very prone
My intensions are absolutely good, truly
Life can’t hold on, can’t hold on to me
What I write, my words, they set me free
Turn out the way I planned? Maybe
If all else fails, this thing is pretty, sharp and pointy