do you want to play football
be just like an neanderthal
you better be careful there migth be a brawl
this isn't no basketball
don't act like you know it all
cause its one big free for all
so you want to play
I'll be out here all day
if you don't want to get hurt
stay away
or you better pray
better move out my way
I'll be here everyday
so you like to make wisecracks
come out here with the maniacs
don't tell me I over react
come on valpo jumping jacks
you can play if ur a undergrad
don't bring your dad
cause we don't play with shoulder pads
so do you want to play some football?