I hadn't an inkling this morning
as I climbed out of bed and I dressed
that within one hour I'd be lazing
in a hospital bed at my rest.
Life has its own way of twisting
events to an unforseen plan;
I was going to go to the city,
that was before all the fun began.
Nitrolingual spray is the answer
when pain takes over your chest,
but I couldn't find the darn squirter
so ended up rather distressed.
I never did get to the city,
it's a hospital ward instead.
I've been jabbed and poked and monitored
in a wretched hospital bed.
I'm tied to this heart-reading gadget
with wires attached to my chest.
There's a shunt shoved into my wrist vein
so that my blood they can test.
They've given me extra prescriptions
and x-rayed my chest's cavity.
I've had vegies and meat for my dinner
and some biscults with my cup of tea.
My bed has a gadget to alter
the angle at which I can lie.
I can press a wee button and 'bingo'
the back end stands up in the sky.
There's another wee button to lower
the height of the bed from the floor.
At least it is something to play with
'cause lying still here is a bore.
The staff on the ward are all lovely,
they're friendly and funny and kind,
but tied to this bed I am feeling
bored nearly out of my mind.
I know I'll be home on the morrow;
it's not very long to endure.
Oh, please let the hours pass quickly
till they usher me out of the door.