My car has no motor
my car has no clutch,
my car has no petrol
for I don't need such.
But I can still travel,
you may wonder how?
I go into my barn
and I hitch up my cow.
If you need a taxi
I'll give you a ride.
I know it looks rough
but it's comfy inside.
At least, you'll admit
that it's really unique.
Your day in a car
I enjoy for a week.
There are no mechanics
who need to be paid,
no vast sums of money
that I have outlaid.
My cow is self-gassing
with no petrol tax.
I can travel at leisure,
lay back and relax.
If I get thirsty
and long for a drink
I have it on tap
in the flash of a wink.
I don't need a flask,
some bottle or other,
my cow carries milk
all fresh in her udder.
Yes, cow power is wonderful,
cow power is great!
I just hitch up my cow
then I'm off out the gate.
So if in your travels
you see me pass by,
just give a big wave
and I'll give you the eye.