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THESIS OF ENURESIS
THESIS OF ENURESIS
Feel the chill and the bladder swell
Here comes the enuresis from hell
The barefoot walk across the cold floor;
I barely make it to the bathroom door;
When a steady stream from my penis hole
Arcs through the air and lands in the bowl.
It may seem that I am flushing it twice
But my copious urine flow is a flushing device.
It seems that men have water cannon techniques.
And women just sit there with their mystiques.
Whether we employ a spilt tail or a hose;
Only a man or a woman really knows;
But most assuredly remember just one thing
Relieving your bladder can make your heart sing
