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THESIS OF ENURESIS





Feel the chill and the bladder swell

Here comes the enuresis from hell

The barefoot walk across the cold floor;

I barely make it to the bathroom door;

When a steady stream from my penis hole

Arcs through the air and lands in the bowl.

It may seem that I am flushing it twice

But my copious urine flow is a flushing device.

It seems that men have water cannon techniques.

And women just sit there with their mystiques.

Whether we employ a spilt tail or a hose;

Only a man or a woman really knows;

But most assuredly remember just one thing

Relieving your bladder can make your heart sing