MEDIOCRITY
The best of the worst and the worst of the best;
A level playing field of dunderheads.
Collect the chinzy plaques and rise up a fop.
Lower the threshold to a high new low.
A gentleman C can be president!
Nobility can be cheaply bought!
Get on par!
Read all the daily minimum requirements;
Ebonics your way through.
Find your soul mate in a wanted ad;
Trust a consensus of uncounted census;
Act just before the shoe drops.
Set your horizons to all midriffs.
Palliate all the wanabees.
Clean and sweep under the rug.
Find what it is you’re not looking for.
If you’re well dressed you need no purpose.
Stay the course against all omens.
Have a soap opera parallel life.
Know your limits unless you feel lucky.
Accept the FDA rat hair in your wiener.
Go with the flow over Niagara.