Jumbo the elephant
biggest boy on earth
drank whiskey
got way too friskey
smashed down
without a frown
the elephant barn
and now sews yarn
Jumbo went to rehab
an elephant
with alcohol scabs
he sits and prays
spends all his days
in Alcoholics Anonymous
with other drunken sailors
and green alligators
and he yawns
with a soul to pawn
giving his life to Jesus
what a creature
accepting his fate
as a Heavenly feature
reinstated
and spiritually related
got the
golden paw
and Heaven he saw
sitting on a cloud
sitting on a cloud
Jumbo is partying
with Jesus
partying with
Moses and Noah
don't you know it
Jumbo the elephant