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Journey to the 21st Century
200 million to 60 million years ago
Dinosaurs walked the earth
Eating plants and each other
3 million years ago
Adam met Eve
From the garden of Eden
They were told to leave
Then lots of other stuff happened
Like the Greeks and the Romans
And the Mycenae
But to be honest
I was never much
Good at history
At school
So - instead -
Let us now skip forward to
Fourteen hundred and ninety two
Columbus founded America
So he founded me
And you
This is the event
Just think
Without that brave Spanish guy -
No superbowl
No LA
No Texas state
No Disneyland
In which to play
We are the last bastion of hope.
Sadly some people think that is a joke.
It isn't.
Thank GOD FOR AMERICA
