-Bald Men











I love those men with balding heads.

I think they are so hot.

While others are fussing with their hair,

these men worry not.



Please don't give me helmet hair

with spray to hold it down.

Or even worse the comb-over,

spread precisely about your crown.



I like the brave and bald look

don't be afraid to have it seen.

Whether a fringe around the bottom

or a chrome dome like Mr. Clean.



Balding men are sexy

at least that's what I think.

They may be tanned and shiney

or sunburned lightly pink.



I heard it on a video

the line, I believe it said....

Don't think of it as losing hair

You're just getting more head!



So give me a man with a little less hair

than someone with alot.

I care not what others think

I still think bald is hot.



Author's Notes/Comments: 

Yeah, and I got me one......

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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

funny piece

MeanAileen's picture

Yeah, I got me one of them too, and they are pretty hot, aren't they?! I should show him this poem, he'll love it!
Again, great work!

~Aileen

Butch Lesley's picture

Well, if I ever go bald, I won't worry about it now...LOL
This is good. It does have a nice flow to it.

onelilartist's picture

Oh! I like the sentiment here. Have you ever seen the ball caps that read, "I'm not bald. That's a solar panel for a sex machine"? I also think bald is sexy.
Jessica

TREXPATTON's picture

Thank you, Kim. It's nice to know some of our less - uncontrollable attributes ARE appreciated!! This is very cute, and I like the way it flows (sort of like LONG hair!!). ha ha ha Rex


"Poe" I'm not, nor "Rich" am I,
but I'll be famous, b'ye and b'ye !

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phil-carcione@attbi.com

Kat,

This was cute and really funny. I like the wording and also being part of the subject matter. (LOL)

~Phil~